Larry Eisenberg, 99, Dead;
His Limericks Were Very Well Read

New York Times headline. The obituary opens:

Larry Eisenberg, whom we well know,
Has died (and his age is below).
He opined on the news
With limericks, whose
Delightfulness leavens our woe.

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