America makes history tonight, as the first ever televised debate between a terminal narcissist and a literal dead person will be held at 9 p.m., moderated by Chris Wallace of Fox News.

Fellow Useful Idiots host Katie Halper and I will be moderating a livestreamed debate drinking game ….

The Official Biden-Trump Debate Drinking Game - Reporting by Matt Taibbi.

I read the rules and there is no way I can play that game, having never (even in former Soviet Republic Georgia,, where the drinking is prodigious) consumed as much as would be required tonite under those rules.