Dear Sam’s Club:

Please re-stock Morningstar Farms Chipotle Black Bean Burgers.

If I want hamburger, I’ll eat hamburger, not some imitation hamburger engineered in a lab and built in a factory. If I don’t want hamburger, I don’t want an imitation, either.

Thank you.

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