Life milestone: Acquired cemetery plots for my wife and me 30 minutes ago.

I thought I wanted shady until I saw that I could repose, slightly sunnier, adjacent to Al G. Wright of Purdue All American Marching Band fame and near the cemetery’s tallest obelisk (Fowler family).

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