Maximum grift

[Scott] Pruitt served an important function in this White House. I do hope that we gave him proper credit for that. It fell to him to embody the entire Trump ethos — grab what you can, exploit your insider status, lift nepotism to an art form and never fly coach — in one high-ranking official.

And he took this on with an unblushing readiness that, viewed from a certain angle, was impressive in the extreme. A lesser grifter wouldn’t have floated the idea of a $100,000-a-month charter aircraft membership so that he could use private jets for government business. Pruitt did.

A lesser grifter wouldn’t have spent $1,560 of the taxpayers’ money on a dozen pens from a fancy Washington jewelry store. Pruitt did.

It was as if he was on a mission. Obviously, he couldn’t be the first member of the Trump cabinet to behave like a petty and petulant monarch. Nor could he be the only one. But he could stud his regal ambitions and festoon his kingly narrative with wholly original details.

Frank Bruni

And in his resignation, he managed one parting oleaginous :

I believe you are serving as President today because of God’s providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service.

Move over, Benny Hinn. You’ve met your match.

Reader John @ReaderJohn
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