I’m now arrived — thanks to the gods! —
    Thro’ pathways rough and muddy,
A certain sign that makin roads
    Is no this people’s study:
Altho’ I’m not wi’ Scripture cram’d,
    I’m sure the Bible says
That heedless sinners shall be damn’d,
    Unless they mend their ways.
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Bobby Burns made a pun.

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